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starkassembled:

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM

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amariusque-admare:

roses are red

this is true

but violets are purple

not fucking blue

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me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
howdoesitfuckingfeel:

give me this. omg.

howdoesitfuckingfeel:

give me this. omg.

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genellasaurus:

nanihoo:

deathbykelsey:

batman-begins:

Maple Ridge <3

…OF COURSE THIS IS IN CANADA… Like 45 mins from where I live.

How every church should be.

This is pretty much my dream ok

For all churches to be like this

omg

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rubee:

chitzybitch:

opening a tanning salon and calling it Ku Klux Tan

ku klux tan, where the white can get a little bit darker but not too dark or we kill them

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gayundertones:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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